Find an uninhabited Island and just go Feral, live off the land eating stray cats, fish, and coconuts and surf your brains off. Document the whole endeavor and I will send out excerpts via Youtube to your minions. We will make millions! You will of course have to rant just a little bit more than normal and refuse to cut or comb your hair. I also advise making a cod piece from the first stray kitty's pelt that you consume. This should be the only attire you own, sandals off course can be made from the tread of any tire you may find washed up on shore and the dried intestines of your prey.
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
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